Soy Jar Candle
7.2oz
50+ Hour Burn Time
Hand Poured in the USA
Says What You REALLY Feel!
You're a Total Weirdo
Scent: at least you're not boring
Real Scent: Bergamot intertwined with clean, citrus-y grapefruit,
blended with geranium.
New Home
Hope You're Neighbors Don't Suck
Scent: cops on speed dial
Real Scent: Bergamot intertwined with clean, citrus-y grapefruit,
blended with geranium.
Calm yo' Ass Down
Scent: lavender and silence
Cotton Blossom and Lavender-
Real scent: A clean fragrance with top notes of lemon and lime,
mid notes of jasmine and cotton blossom
and base notes of sheer musk and blonde woods
all blended with calming lavender.
Your House Smells Like Cats
Scent: kitty camouflage
Cotton Blossom and Lavender-
Real scent: A clean fragrance with top notes of lemon and lime,
mid notes of jasmine and cotton blossom
and base notes of sheer musk and blonde woods
all blended with calming lavender.
Zen As F*ck Candle Scent: yoga and xanaxFind that inner peace mama.
Real Scent: Lotus Blossom, Osmanthus, Mandarin Orange, and Orchid
Your House Smells Like Cats Candle Scent: kitty camouflage
Real Scent: "SERENITY" Lavender, sandalwood, orange.
In Loving Memory of When I Gave A Shit Candle Scent : caring is exhausting Real Scent: Flavorful blood orange with a delicate touch of rose petals
Your House Smells Like Dogs Candle Scent: puppy camouflage
Listen, we KNOW you love dogs and that they just "get" you. But at least TRY and cover the smell?
Real Scent: Lotus Blossom, Osmanthus, Mandarin Orange, and Orchid
Why Go Big When You Can Go Home? Candle Scent: netflix binge
I mean for real, we all know you want to stay at home and watch shitty tv.
Real Scent: "RAINFOREST" Aromatic wood tones, leafy canopy and tropical floral not
You Annoy Me the Least Candle Scent: "RAINFOREST" Real Scent: Aromatic wood tones, leafy canopy and tropical floral notes.
I Fucking Love You Candle Scent: "BALI" Real Scent: Citrus, mango, sea salt.
You're Amazeballs Candle Real Scent: Flavorful blood orange with a delicate touch of rose petals.
